Once upon a time there was a gummy bear :3

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

(via claireislame)

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

(via invdingearth)

sassminsterabbey:

gigatrix:

sassminsterabbey:

weaponsandtranquility:

sassminsterabbey:

party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. 

this here is why bloggers can’t host parties.

what made you think i wanted my guests to have a good time

OH MY GOD xD

you are going to write me a ten page essay as to why that comment was necessary

(via doyathangjimlock)

my mind says homework

but my heart says internet

(Source: obeyrach, via doyathangjimlock)

porkskins:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

numbers and tears

(Source: drarna, via doyathangjimlock)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday

(via stroke-my-corgi)

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

(via iswearimnotamelon)

221b-bag-end:

loungezombie:

i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”

“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”

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